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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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