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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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