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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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