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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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