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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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