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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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