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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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