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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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