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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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