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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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