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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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