Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.