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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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