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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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