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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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