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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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