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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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