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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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