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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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