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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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