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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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