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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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