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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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