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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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