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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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