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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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