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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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