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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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