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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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