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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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