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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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