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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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