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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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