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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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