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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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