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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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