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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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