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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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