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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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