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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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