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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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