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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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