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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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