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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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