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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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