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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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