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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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