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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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