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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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