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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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