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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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