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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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