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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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