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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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