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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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