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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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