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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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