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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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