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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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