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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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