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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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