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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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