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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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