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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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