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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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