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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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