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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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